Its not your fault you didnt see it coming. While you may have thought this was the one, the Champagne of relationships, only the confusing fine print could have warned you. While emulating the methode traditionale, this relationship was "inspired by" the greats, without being one itself. Did you ever feel the slightest inauthentic aftertaste, only to tell yourself you were being too picky? The relationship will end when you finally give into that pickiness. At some point you will need the real thing. One that comes from the place of truth. Or, a small regulated region in France.